"MEETING! EVERYBODY, MEETING IN THE LODGE LETS GO!"
crap.
"Hey everyone how you all doing, just wanted to bring to your attention some discrepancies and issues we need to address as a group. Now as you may have heard, we had to fire three of our employees just this morning.."
double crap.
"..for reasons that we as a group need to discuss. Now for those of you who havent heard yet, three of our employees were caught smoking pot in the gondola on the way to work this morning, and were fired on the spot. You should all know how unacceptable this behavior is. I mean, in the gondola? Really? Heavenly is a big place and the best spot you can think of is the one area we at East Peak have no control over?"
wait...what?
"I mean really, smoke at home if you have to, or even in the trees on your ride to work but come on not in the gondola. I know its a long ride, I understand that, but its not long enough to air out, and they will catch and fire your ass, and Ive got no pull in that department. So basically what Im saying is, if your gonna be high for work, fine by me, this job is long and rough on all of you, I can understand that, but for the love of god be responsible ok guys? Thats pretty much all we needed to talk about, sign your handbooks too and get em in some time today."
i dare say i think i have just found the coolest boss that has ever existed anywhere ever, Steve Kramer, you win.
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